You can watch me, but I won't acknowledge that you are there... I like to sleep topless you can watch me from above while I'm in dreamland.

I don't have the time to pretend to be your friend or therapist. I'm working toward serious life goals, and your purpose is to fund my future. The more you spoil me, the more fun I will be to watch. ;)

I work from home. You can spy on me to make sure I'm not slacking off. ;)

Throughout my work days, I go outside for smoke breaks. You can come along, so long as you don't cause any trouble.